No Imported Pork on Your Fork

I'm no expert on swine flu but even I know that eating cooked pork has no connection to the spread of influenza. I'm not sure what the motivation of the 10 countries that have banned pork imports. Perhaps they have done it because it sounds like something is being done. People always demand that "something should be done" during a pending crisis.

I'm surprised these countries haven't followed my example. I'm well protected from evil of all kinds because I have a lucky blue eye!